Why Decepticons are BAMF Reason #4
FUCKING MEGATRON- ‘nuf said.
Now that I think about it I could actually leave the argument there and I think it would work…
He isn’t insane (ok yeah a little… maybe… ok a lot… sometimes… no most of the time… but not really), he wasn’t misunderstood (Yes, unless you read fanfiction, then he is usually very misunderstood). He was smart (Minus the ‘traitor’ that was always there foiling plans… please don’t kill me screamer fans I love him, too), violent and very much focused on destroying anyone up that messed with him or his plans (But, other people in his little possy, no big deal, please feel free to use them as target practice). Team player, not really, he wants some glory in this, and is a dictator. But, give the guys some credit, he is pretty damn crafty and manipulative. Which I admire. It is really hard for me to explain in words why this character is so damn BAMF. Perhaps Dat Aft in the Prime series? Perhaps, his shark teeth in the Prime series? Perhaps its that he is a gun in G1, and a tank in Armada? Maybe it is because he always has this attitude like “Hey so you totally fucked my shit up autobots, but does this face look like it gives a damn? No. Onto the next scheme to fuck some shit up.”? Maybe it is that in G1 if Megatron was ever arrested, he’d be facing charges, including but not limiting to the following: several counts of first degree murder, numerous counts of conspiracy, four counts of hijacking, and inevitably the mass murder of hundreds of thousands of Cybertronians that refuse to do his bidding? Or perhaps it is his ‘YESSSSSS’ and ‘NOOOOOOO’ speech impediment in Beast wars? I will never be able to truly pin it down so here goes some gif’s and Pictures to try and explain why I think this character is just awesome.
Saw this Died for about five minutes.
Saw this: Understood the fanfiction suddenly
Saw this, fell out of my chair.
Saw this, my mind was blown.
Saw this, and everything suddenly made sense. As if the world suddenly was understandable.
Saw this, understood Fanfiction even more.
Saw this, eye twitch for epicosity.
Saw this, went to check trojan packs for any holes.
Saw this, hear this, “Bitch please, you funny”. If some one can put that in this gif I will love you for ever.
Saw this, got Diabetes.
BAMF Level at maximum capacity. Heart attack: Likely.