A Firsthand Account of Actual Events

heathyr: so it really sucks that songs on the radio censor out all the fun cuss words but actually...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:32:34 -0400

so it really sucks that songs on the radio censor out all the fun cuss words but actually i think it is extra entertaining to yell them out while you’re singing along because it’s just you yelling “FUCK” during a dubbed out spot in the song, i mean how satisfying is that

this is perfect.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:28:27 -0400

timelady-of-221b:

avocadokitten:

women are better than men = misandry

men are better than women = misogyny

men and women are equal = feminism

Thank. You.

— Pablo Neruda

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:25:37 -0400

— Pablo Neruda

nargyle: Legend of Korra print to be sold at AnimeNEXT this...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 10:44:17 -0400

nargyle:

Legend of Korra print to be sold at AnimeNEXT this weekend!

Tried a new style for this print, and I’m pretty peachy with how this turned out.

Photo

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 10:44:02 -0400

sonialiao: Book Illustration (Beauty and the Beast) final...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 10:43:35 -0400

sonialiao:

Book Illustration (Beauty and the Beast) final spread. OH EM GEE THE SHINY

So I was waiting at the bus stop, and along came a rough looking bogan dude and his young son. The kid sees my Iron Man shirt and pulls on my skirt to get my attention.

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 10:37:22 -0400

KID: "I love Iron Man."
ME: "Yeah, I love Iron Man too."
KID: "No, I REALLY love Iron Man."
DUDE: *rolls his eyes*
ME: "Iron Man is pretty cool, yeah."
KID: "I love his beard."
ME: "... I'm also quite fond of his beard, I must admit."
DUDE: *raises his eyebrows at me*
KID: "I want to marry Iron Man."
ME: "..."
DUDE: "..."
ME: "..."
DUDE: "You can't marry Iron Man, he's with Miss Potts, remember? Pepper?"
KID: "I don't know why. Girls are icky... no offence."
ME: "That's okay."
KID: "I think Black Widow would make a pretty bridesmaid, though."
DUDE: "Can I marry her?"
KID: "NO! She's a BLACK WIDOW Dad, she'll eat you! You can marry... Captain America, because he's nice and he's old like you."
and then the bus came and the kid fist bumped me goodbye, and then so did the kid's dad and he said thanks for not pointing out that you can't marry a fictional character.

gendercake: my dad went to the hospital to get his gallbladder...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 10:36:15 -0400

gendercake:

my dad went to the hospital to get his gallbladder checked out and this is the shit he pulls

deathpoolquinn: the-girl-who-loved-them-all: So this is what...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 10:35:55 -0400

deathpoolquinn:

the-girl-who-loved-them-all:

So this is what happens when Natasha tells Clinton to go pick up their daughter from ballet lessons.

I didn’t know Katniss danced

scribbles-and-slash: I usually don’t take pictures of strangers...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 10:35:11 -0400

scribbles-and-slash:

I usually don’t take pictures of strangers and post them online but…

Today at Target this lady was being dragged by her two sons into the toy aisle and since I was looking at Transformers I happened to see them go by. These boys were REALLY excited about something and I wasn’t sure what, so out of curiosity I peeked around the “boy’s aisle” and….

They were grabbing tons of different dolls and accessories and begging their mom for them and what she told them was priceless.

She didn’t say no because they were boys who wanted “girl’s toys”….she said,
“You already have Ariel, don’t you want someone else?”
And one of the boys just kept yelling how Ariel was his favorite.

Their mom was just so frustrated and exhausted like they must beg her for princess toys all the time and they probably have so many back at home and I’m sorry but that’s just adorable ;w;

despicable-me: Bob the Maid Download

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 10:34:01 -0400

despicable-me:

Bob the Maid

Download

teacupfish: IM SORRY BUT THIS IS TOO CUTE

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 10:33:45 -0400

teacupfish:

IM SORRY BUT THIS IS TOO CUTE

Photo

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 10:32:51 -0400

wid3yed: wid3yed: if milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard… will smoothies bring me...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:09:15 -0400

wid3yed:

wid3yed:

if milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard… will smoothies bring me lesbians?

and now we wait….

fuckyeahillustrativeart: Zarnala via Deviantart

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:38:56 -0400

fuckyeahillustrativeart:

Zarnala via Deviantart

hula-hope: My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:36:39 -0400

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

arrestingmyselfinthetardis: the-stark-knight-rises: the-stark-knight-rises: my dad accidentally...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:36:18 -0400

arrestingmyselfinthetardis:

the-stark-knight-rises:

the-stark-knight-rises:

my dad accidentally butt-dialed me while on a date with my mum

they have the weirdest fucking conversations omfg

important edit: NEVER MIND THEY STARTED TALKING SMACK ABOUT ME. WHAT BITCHES. THEY SAID I EAT ALL OF THE COCOA PUFFS WHENEVER WE GET THEM.

WELL, SAY GOOD BYE TO ALL OF YOUR COCOA PUFFS NOW YOU CUNTS.

liamdryden: itsvondell: otterwatt: rats808: a snake escaping...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:35:52 -0400

liamdryden:

itsvondell:

otterwatt:

rats808:

a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in

i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground

I WAS EXPECTING A SMALL SNAKE THAT IS NOT A SMALL SNAKE

ohh my god

jesus CHRIST I was expecting like a snake sneaking under the door or something !!!

apprenticenecromage: i haven’t absorbed the nutrients of a man’s broken down ego in a long time i’m...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:32:08 -0400

apprenticenecromage:

i haven’t absorbed the nutrients of a man’s broken down ego in a long time i’m starting to weaken

meladoodle: there are no skeletons in my closet! just an ordinary corpse, hasn’t quite decomposed...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:31:08 -0400

meladoodle:

there are no skeletons in my closet! just an ordinary corpse, hasn’t quite decomposed yet.